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KRAZII MURD
I'm sexy.
Created on 2006-07-15 18:35:07 (#10675751), last updated 2006-09-06
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Basic Info| Name: | Krazii Murd |
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| Website: | myspaceeee |
BioI'm a gangsta. And you're just jealous.
I love music, by the way.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN QUOTES
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I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". -Captain Barbosa
~~~~~
Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow...
Cptn. Jack: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Cptn. Jack: Oh yeah, heh heh...
Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
~~~~~
"The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it... and it's not a bad look, really. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe. -Elizabeth Swann
~~~~~
For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh...You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one. -Captain Barbossa
~~~~~
Cptn. Jack: Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Cptn. Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
~~~~~
Jack Sparrow: Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
~~~~~
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
Stop blowing holes in my ship! -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
~~~~~
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
I love music, by the way.
~~~~~
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". -Captain Barbosa
~~~~~
Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow...
Cptn. Jack: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Cptn. Jack: Oh yeah, heh heh...
Town Clerk: ...arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. For these crimes you will be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
~~~~~
"The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it... and it's not a bad look, really. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe. -Elizabeth Swann
~~~~~
For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh...You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one. -Captain Barbossa
~~~~~
Cptn. Jack: Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Cptn. Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
~~~~~
Jack Sparrow: Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
~~~~~
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
Stop blowing holes in my ship! -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
~~~~~
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow
~~~~~
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